20 Funny Birthday Wishes for Son from Mom, Dad & Parents » All Birthday Wishes

"Happy birthday to my one and only son! You may be getting older, but don't worry, you'll always be my little boy. Just don't tell your friends I said that."

"Happy birthday to the best son a mom could ask for! I'm so proud of the adult you've become… except for when you leave your dirty socks on the floor. Then, you're just like any other adult."

"Happy birthday to the coolest son a parent could ask for! May all your wildest dreams come true… as long as they don't involve me having to do anything."

"Happy birthday to my dear son! You're another year older, but don't worry, I'll still pretend to know what you're talking about."

"Happy birthday to my beloved son! May your special day be filled with all the things you love, like video games and junk food. Just don't forget to brush your teeth."

"Happy birthday to the most amazing son a parent could have! I hope your special day is as amazing as you are… and that you remember to put your laundry in the hamper this time."

"Happy birthday to my dear son! May your day be filled with all the things you love, like taking out the trash and doing the dishes. Just kidding, have a great birthday!"

"Happy birthday to my son, the light of my life! May your day be as bright and wonderful as you are… and may you finally figure out how to use the dishwasher properly."

"Happy birthday to my son, the apple of my eye! May your day be as sweet and delicious as you are… and may you remember to put your dirty dishes in the sink and not just leave them on the counter."

"Happy birthday to my dear son! May your day be as wonderful and special as you are… and may you finally learn how to put the toilet seat down."

"Happy birthday to my son, the one and only! May your day be as amazing as you are… and may you remember to turn off the lights when you leave a room."

"Happy birthday to my dear son! May your special day be filled with all the things you love… and may you remember to put your dirty clothes in the hamper instead of just throwing them on the floor."

"Happy birthday to my son, the star of the show! May your day be as bright and shining as you are… and may you finally learn how to use the microwave properly."

"Happy birthday to my dear son! May your special day be as amazing as you are… and may you remember to put your dishes in the sink instead of just leaving them on the counter for me to clean up."

"Happy birthday to my beloved son! May your day be as wonderful and special as you are… and may you finally learn how to use the washing machine correctly."

"Happy birthday to my son, the king of the castle! May your day be as grand and regal as you are… and may you remember to put the milk back in the fridge after you use it."

"Happy birthday to my dear son! May your special day be as amazing as you are… and may you remember to put your shoes away instead of leaving them by the front door."

"Happy birthday to my beloved son! May your day be as wonderful and special as you are… and may you finally learn how to load the dishwasher properly."

"Happy birthday to my son, the master of the house! May your day be as grand and majestic as you are… and may you remember to turn off the stove after you use it."

"Happy birthday to my dear son! May your special day be as amazing as you are… and may you remember to put the lid back on the toothpaste after you use it."