14 Funny Happy Birthday Wishes & Messages (Naughty & Short) » All Birthday Wishes

Congratulations to you dear on being born a really long time ago. - Happy Birthday!

Have you heard Today's breaking news, it's your birthday. - Happy Birthday!

A true friend like me remembers your birthday, but not your age. - Happy Birthday!

I expect you to be calm, wise, and sober, I hope you disappoint today. - Happy Birthday!

Roses are red, violates are blue, may your birthday be as good as you. - Happy Birthday!

Cheers to the person who's as wild and crazy as I am. - Happy Birthday!

The good news! You're still alive. - Happy Birthday!

It took you a year to look this good again. - Happy Birthday!

You suck at aging! Can you at least try to look older. - Happy Birthday!

Another year around the sun, another reason to throw a party. - Happy Birthday!

Lighten up millions of candles today, I have already called fire fighter. - Happy Birthday!

The savage person has aged and got elder & changed. - Happy Birthday!

Don’t remember that you are aging, just keep celebrating. - Happy Birthday!

God gave you beautiful white teeth, so keep smiling. – Happy Birthday!