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Congratulations for today, because on this day you were shot out by your mother in this world! - Happy Birthday!

Today is the day you were born into this world, Cheers for staying alive with us this far! - Happy Birthday!

Cheers, you were got released today from your mother’s prison! - Happy Birthday!

Wishing a great birthday to my special person, whom I would rescue in a zombie apocalypse! - Happy Birthday!

Congratulations, you have survived again 365 days in your life. - Happy Birthday!

My birthday wish is very special, because I didn’t need Facebook reminder for your birthday! - Happy Birthday!

Learn from the past to make better future and forget about present, I didn’t get you one! - Happy Birthday!

May you celebrate more birthdays in a future and live longer! - Happy Birthday!

Cheers to you for getting a little older & balder! - Happy Birthday!

Hey hottie, may your birthday be cheerful & naughty! - Happy Birthday!